Two paper cutters and a low ink cartridge later... Leona's wedding invitations are cut and embossed! She is one tough cookie--she refused to succumb to Kinko's $3/cut, and declared that she wanted to be hands-on with her invitation assembling process. And thus, as I fed her stacks of papers, her hand remained firmly on the handle of the cutter. I give her major props. We started at around 6 p.m., I left at around 8 p.m., and she finished at 10 p.m.! Not bad, huh?
After setting up my laptop to be connected to this behemoth of a printer, we were excited to load in her cardstock paper.
Yes, this warning sign made us nervous. Originally, Leona's invitation had a lot of gray, and without color toner, the gray appeared pixelated and faded. We then decided to change most of the gray to black, and everything appeared crisp! Whew. It's all about the loopholes.
Laser printers are amazing--they are so fast! When they came out, the paper was piping hot, and therefore became curled. We originally thought that we would have to put heavy Christian commentaries on top of the stacks to flatten them out, but they uncurled on their own as they cooled down.

The slicer and dicer at work. This, my friends, is what I call dedication.
Our friend Henry even decided to join in on the fun. Don't let those big man hands fool you! I was skeptical about Henry's cutting skills. Personally, I am a REALLY bad paper cutter (I am definitely turning to Kinko's when it's my turn). However, Henry is GREAT. He has excellent precision and speed. And ladies, he's single!
I designed Leona and James' monogram stamp and she got it turned into an embosser at
Berkeley Stamp. It is quite a monster of a tool, and definitely toned out my right arm.
How it works: Place the paper in-between the clamp and press down on the arm. This is where it got tricky. If it was too light, the stamp would barely show up on the paper. If it was too heavy, the paper would slightly crease on the edge. You really had to find that sweet medium, which was difficult. Another issue was that it wasn't easy to gauge where the stamp would appear on the paper. Solution: practice, practice, practice! Measure, measure, measure!

Totally worth it, right?

After a couple hours came signs of doubt and frustration.

And then came thoughts of insanity and destruction.
Thankfully, phase one is done. Now we can all take a break while I go off to play in Southern California and the East Coast!